My life in France

Monday, April 2, 2007

We're all of us stars - We're fading away - Just try not to worry - You'll see us someday

Poisson D'Avril! Otherwise known as April Fool's! Oh my god, are you missing out in Canada. All my memories of April Fool's consist of taping paper fish to peoples backs. BO-RING. Those of you who don't understand that quote please go to www.homestarrunner.com directly after reading this blog post and go to the legal section. Then wait a little while, I promise that something happens.

Well, as you probably know, the fool's day in April fell this year on a Sunday. Perfect. That means that we have all of Saturday to prepare. *Devlish laugh* Emma, Juliette and I stayed up 'till 1 am preparing. It was so much fun. We started by taking all the bowls (an essential part of a French breakfast) and hid them in my closet which we locked with a key. Then we tied all the chairs to the table and locked the door that the parents use every morning to come downstairs, this way they have to go around the long way. We attached the garbagecan so that it wouldn't open and taped down all the lightswitches and the computer mouse. We put that transparent plastic film that stretches over the toilets and tied the door shut. We set up trip wires in front of Marie and Charles' door and pushed a huge wooden chest in front of the door that the parents would need to use the next morning. Then we went to bed.

That morning, the parents had woken up and already left. The two girls and I had decided to meet at 9:15 and proceed with caution. We started downstairs and opened the door to the kitchen, there was a cup of water balanced carefully on the top of the door, fortunatly for us, it didn't fall. In fact, we didn't even notice it until five minutes later. Well, the parents had de-rigged all of our tricks and the water was just the first sign of theirs. They had changed all the clocks, they had hidden our food, taped drawers, filled the milk container with water, etc. Every time you thought that it was over, another thing would prove to be misplaced or rigged or what not. V. v. amusing. Well, we finished eating and set up the parents tricks for Charles and Marie. Charles was the first one to wake.

Emma, Juliette and I were in the dining room when we heard his door open. All we heard was "What the..." before we burst out laughing. He came down and entered the kitchen, this time the water did fall. So, so, so, so funny. He pulled the chairs, searched for the bowls, searched for the milk, the chocolate, the bread, the whole deal. Marie was lucky. Well, once every one was up, the teams were clear: Marie and Charles against Emma, Juliette and me.

Well, Charles locked us downstairs while Marie took apart our rooms and through all our stuff out the window and then Charles changed all the settings on the computer, creating passwords for everything so that we couldn't access anything on the computer. It was Juliette who cracked one of the codes and Marie told me another. For one of the hints, it said "The sentence that is very true" Yeah, it was "Charles is the best".

And then some small stuff like hiding all my toiletries and putting clothespins in my shoes and vinegar in peoples water and nice things like that. We had a lot of fun. I think that the best part was when the water fell on Charles. That was hilarious. Well, I have to go eat now but that's why I didn't write yesterday (the passwords). I miss everyone!

Love Emma
xoxoxoxoxoxox

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Emms,
I have absolutely no clue what the lyrics are, although I do get a hug for last one. Anyways, April fools day sounds like fun. We didn't do anything accept just normal stuff. As you heard, grandaddy forgot my birtghday, remembered yours ect. ect.
LOVE YOU TONS
~Becks

Anonymous said...

Hey Emma,
April fools sounds like it was fun.
A lot better than ours anyway. We didn't do anything and mean it. No jokes were pulled, and I completley forgot untill I woke up the next morning.
I'm sending you a letter with that latter comes 48 pieces of gum. Should be enough to hold you tell you come back.
I have absolutley no clue what the lyrics are this time sorry.
Nothing much is ahppening here, except that Grey's Anatomy doesn't seem to be on anymore. Wiered.
Well, I hope you're having a good time.
Miss you, Sara

Anonymous said...

Oasis - Fade away
Ok, fine, I googled it but still, can I hjave half a hug?

Anonymous said...

Oasis - Fade away
Ok, fine, I googled it but still, can I hjave half a hug?

Anonymous said...

That wasn't my fault, it just posted twice

Anonymous said...

Emma, Nice April Fool's. I forgot about it completely, I was in Whistler. I wiish I was in France right now, it sounds like a lot of fun.
Emma C.

Anonymous said...

Wow Emma, It sounds like April Fools Day in France is serious business! Just think, now you have a whole repertoire of tricks to pull on your family NEXT April Fools Day. Unless, of course, they have taken careful note and intend to be prepared for your antics.
Pappy and I are planning a two week trip to Japan in a month so I bought a Japanese phrase abok to learn a few things. so far I've learned "Hajimemashite" which means "How do you do." "Watashi wa Brunk desu" means my name is Brunk. Frankly, the words are so long, I think this might be it for my feeble attempt to learn any Japanese words.
I just don't want you to think I'm doing nothing but watching the ocean out here in sunny BC.

Keep having fun in France Emma.

Gros bisous,
Granny

Liz said...

OMG!! Thanks for clearing out a fuzzy confusing memory of my childhood at Ecole St Edouard in Knowlton...yesssir, I remember the whole taping fish onto people's backs on April fools day BUT had NO CLUE that that was the French "name" AND that it wasn't some weirdo behaviour special for French people in Knowlton, Quebec. Quelle surprise pour tante lizzie!! mercie ma cherie...

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Anonymous said...

This might be your funniest blog entry yet! You are an amazingly engaging writer. I think I check your blog about 4 times a day in hopes for More, and More, and More!!
I love you! And I need some good ideas for your next package (a little package known as the birthday package).
LOve Mom